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30 Days of Meditation with an Imaginary Monkeying Prankster

February 4, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
30 Days of Meditation

A restless pilot embarks on 30 days of meditation, with the help of an imaginary monkey causing distractions along the way.

Categories Health Tags Health, imgaination, meditate, meditation, mental health, monkey Leave a comment

Jet Lag: 7 Top Tips from a Pilot (and His Mischievous Monkey)

February 2, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Jet Lag

As a pilot with an insatiable thirst for adventure (and a monkey with a foot fetish), I’ve learned a thing or two about beating jet lag.

Categories Flying, Health, Travel Tags airplane, drunk, jet lag, jetlag, monkey, pilot, sleep Leave a comment

The Narcissistic Psychologist and a Monkey

January 31, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Narcissistic Psychologist

Narcissistic psychologist, interviews a kind and humble monkey in heaven. The monkey is worried about his pilot friend.

Categories Stories Tags drunk pilot, monkey, Narcissistic, Narcissistic psychologist, pilot, psychologist Leave a comment

Sydney Poem: Up in the Sky, Flying High with My Monkey Friend

January 29, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Sydney

A journey with a drunken pilot and his monkey friend as they fly to Sydney for the school holidays. Full of memories they’ll never forget.

Categories Poetry Tags drunk, drunk pilot, monkey, pilot, poetry, sydney 2 Comments

Bojo’s Grill & Sports Club: Drunk Pilot & Imaginary Monkey

January 27, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Bojo's Grill & Sports Club

Adventures of chasing birds and flies like a playful monkey, all while trying to keep a drone under control at Bojo’s Grill & Sports Club.

Categories Travel Tags arizona, beer, booze, drone, drunk, monkey, pilot, winslow Leave a comment

30 Days, 30 Marathons, In 30 Different Countries

January 25, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
30 Days 30 Marathons

Join our Captain as he embarks on an epic journey of partying and marathon-running through 30 different countries in 30 days.

Categories Health, Travel Tags drunk, marathon, marathons, monkey, partying, pilot, running, travel Leave a comment

Verbal Masturbation: The Art of Verbally Pleasuring Oneself

January 23, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Verbal Masturbation

So, what the hell is verbal masturbation? It’s the ultimate self-love session: verbal masturbation. It’s the act of talking about yourself.

Categories Health Tags ego boost, pilot, self-love, talking, verbal masturbation Leave a comment

Was Elvis Presley A Pilot?

January 21, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Was Elvis Presley A Pilot?

Was Elvis Presley a Pilot? Uncover the truth. Discover his flight hours and training in our in-depth research post.

Categories Flying Tags drunk pilot, elvis, elvis presley, pilot, The King Leave a comment

Straight Flush by Ben Mezrich

January 19, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Straight Flush by Ben Mezrich

Thrilled to read “Straight Flush” by Ben Mezrich with my gambling-obsessed self and mischievous imaginary monkey by my side.

Categories Book Reviews Tags absolute poker, book, book review, gambling, pilot Leave a comment

10 Ways To Boil An Egg Like A Drunk Pilot & His Imaginary Monkey

January 17, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Boil An Egg

Are you tired of the same old boring way of boiling eggs? Fear not, because we’ve got 10 methods that are sure to spice up your egg-boiling!

Categories Food Tags boil an egg, breakfast, drunk pilot, egg, monkey Leave a comment
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