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Pilot by day, raging alcoholic by night. Co-pilot: Chuck the highly trained imaginary monkey. We soar (and drink) with reckless abandon. ?✈️??‍✈️?

Monkeying Around in the Air: A Guide to Safe Imaginary Flying

May 8, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Escobar Monkeying Around

Attention all aspiring pilots and daydreamers! Are you tired of boring old walking and driving? Do you long for the freedom of the skies? Well, it’s time to strap on your imaginary wings and take flight! But before you start monkeying around in the air, let’s go over some important safety tips.

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Meme Coin Investing with My Imaginary Monkey Sidekick

May 6, 2023May 6, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Meme Coin Investing

Buckle up, ’cause $PEPE has soared through the skies, making a staggering 375,000x in just 21 days and changing countless lives along the way. But don’t worry, there’s still room on this wild ride for you to transform your fortunes too!

Categories Article Tags crypto, investing, meme coin, meme coin investing, Pepe Leave a comment

Captain Monkey & Drunk Pilot’s Top 10 Drinks!

May 4, 2023 by Drunk Pilot
Monkey Captain Cocktail

Captain Monkey and Drunk Pilot’s top 10 list will add excitement to your drinking routine with sweet, fruity, spicy, and bold drinks.

Categories Food Tags booze, cocktails, drunk, drunk pilot, monkey Leave a comment
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