Eggnog, by Elfie the Eggnog Making Monkey

My name is Elfie and I am going to teach you how to make Eggnog. I’m also an elf who is convinced that I am actually a monkey. I know, it’s a strange situation, but let me explain. You see, I have always felt like a mischievous, fun-loving monkey at heart, but unfortunately, I was born with the appearance of an elf. It can be quite confusing at times, especially when I try to describe how I feel versus how I look.

Monkey & Elf
Eggnog Making Monkey & Elf – DALL·E 2

But enough about my identity crisis – let’s talk about something much more important: eggnog. I absolutely adore this creamy, spiced holiday drink and I can’t wait to share my secret recipe with you. Trust me when I say that this eggnog is the tastiest you’ll ever have. Whether you’re an elf, a monkey, or something else entirely, I guarantee that you’ll fall in love with its rich, festive flavor. So grab a mug and let’s get sipping!

Eggnog
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Eggnog recipe

Ingredients:

  • 4 egg yolks
  • 1/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg, plus more for serving
  • 1/3 cup brandy
  • 1/3 cup rum
  • 1/3 cup whiskey

Instructions for eggnog:

  1. In a medium saucepan, whisk together the egg yolks and sugar until well combined.
  2. Add the milk, cream, vanilla extract, and nutmeg to the saucepan and place over medium heat. Cook, stirring constantly, until the mixture thickens and coats the back of a spoon. This should take about 10-12 minutes.
  3. Remove the saucepan from the heat and stir in the brandy, rum, or whiskey, if using.
  4. Strain the mixture through a fine-mesh sieve into a bowl or pitcher and let cool to room temperature.
  5. Cover and refrigerate the eggnog until chilled, at least 2 hours or up to 2 days.
  6. When ready to serve, give the eggnog a good stir and pour into glasses. Grate a little extra nutmeg over the top of each serving, if desired. Enjoy!

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