There was once a monkey who loved to fly with his pilot friend. But one day, as they were soaring through the skies, the monkey let out a loud fart.
The pilot, who had had a few too many drinks, was completely disoriented and thought it was the engine that had malfunctioned. Panicked, he pulled out the emergency manual and started flipping through it, trying to figure out what to do.
Meanwhile, the monkey sat there with a smug look on its face, relishing in the pandemonium it had caused with its monkey fart.
As the pilot frantically tried to find a solution, the monkey leaned over and whispered in its ear, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this. Just follow my lead.”
And with that, the monkey grabbed the controls and expertly landed the plane safely on the ground, all while wafting them through the lingering monkey fart.
The pilot was embarrassed and ashamed that he had let a monkey save the day. But the monkey just chuckled and patted him on the back. “Don’t worry, old friend. We all have a little gas every now and then.”
Inspired Poem: Monkey Fart
There was a monkey who loved to fly
With his pilot friend up in the sky
But one day, as they soared through the air
The monkey let out a loud fart, causing a scare
The pilot, who had had a bit too much to drink
Was disoriented and couldn’t even think
He grabbed the manual, flipping through the pages
Trying to figure out what to do in this monkey fart frenzy rage
The monkey just sat, with a smug look on its face
Enjoying the chaos it had put in its place
The pilot tried hard to find a solution
But the monkey whispered, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this resolution”
With a pat on the back, the monkey grabbed the controls
And expertly landed the plane, fulfilling its role
The pilot was embarrassed, ashamed at the monkey’s feat
But the monkey just chuckled, “We all have a little gas to emit, even a monkey fart”