Drunk Pilot: Unisex Tank Top

Description

Feast your slightly blurry vision upon the most splendid garment to grace the realm of aviation fashion: the “Happy Drunk Pilot” tank top! This wondrous piece of attire is your passport to a world of comfort, style, and witty philosophical musings at 30,000 feet.

Picture yourself cruising through the skies, your mind buzzing with profound thoughts as you revel in the vibrant colors of this magnificent tank top. The very happy Drunk Pilot emblazoned upon it serves as a beacon of camaraderie, reminding us all that life is best enjoyed with a bit of humor and a touch of the tipsy.

Now, let’s talk comfort. This tank top boasts an ethereal softness, reminiscent of the gentle clouds you navigate on your airborne odyssey. The relaxed fit ensures a flattering silhouette, making you look and feel fabulous as you dance among the stars.

In the immortal words of the great aviator Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, “Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” Indeed, this tank top embodies that very sentiment – everything you could possibly need, and nothing more.

So, my dear high-altitude adventurers, embark on your next journey with the “Happy Drunk Pilot” tank top. Feel the embrace of vibrant colors, soft material, and a relaxed fit that’ll make you the most dashing philosopher in the skies. Get yours now, and let’s raise a toast to the perfect union of fashion and flight! Cheers!

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Comfortable, stretchy material that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
• Blank product components in the US and Mexico sourced from the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!